Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
Putting the hydrocodone in Pez dispensers. Do you want Speedy Gonzales or Darth Vader?
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
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