I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
Dude I'm so glad we're not friends anymore. It would have made fucking your stepmom last night really awkward. Dickwad.
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
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Turns out my drunken logic and wordsmithing isn't quite the same as the sober version. I'm pretty sure I made fun of the managers mom at one point
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
I'm promoting my liver to CEO of my body cause it clearly works harder than anything else.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
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as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
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