Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
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