scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
Randomize
