About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
You are writing your college essay comparing yourself to Lady Gaga, Vladimir Putin, and Dale Earnhardt Jr. and you are worried about the conclusion sounding cheesy?
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
I deserve like a purple heart or something. I just made it all the way drunk through my 2 story house without making a sound. While carrying a trombone.
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
WELP I KNOW THE HAPPY HOUR DRINKS WERE GOOD BECAUSE MOM JUST INFORMED ME I AM THE RESULT OF POKED HOLE IN THE DIAPHRAGM
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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