Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
false alarm, still single
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