On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The cardboard box in my backseat wasn't strong enough to keep your pee contained. Come clean my car.
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
Randomize