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Last night I saw a drag queen take a shot of Red Hot that was soaked into a tampon. I fucking love my life!
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
I was giving him a blow job in the kitchen, but it was uncomfortable. so i took the oven mitts and used them as knee pads.
Don't tell me i'm not fucking resourceful.
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
Cop gave me a ticket for public drunkedness, and then I convinced him to drive me back to the party
Fucked Zombie Jesus at a Halloween party. I need Plan B before I give birth to the Antichrist.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
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