having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Took out half a tooth with a handle of jim beam last night. Apparently I can't walk and chug bourbon at the same time
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
Randomize