plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
I'm wearing a suit and have no chance of getting laid or robing a casino. I consider this opportunity a failure
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
His fucking flight got canceled because the president stopped at the airport he was flying out of... Fuckin Obama literally just cock blocked me
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
So, I woke up under a table with an alarm clock on my face, my hair in a bag of popcorn, and my phone charger wrapped around me.. what happened?
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
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