You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
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