at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I think I'm going to be in trouble for sneaking out last night. My Dad saw me drive up this morning when he was leaving early for work.
What'd you say?
I told him I was sleep driving
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
you called me at 4 in the morning to tell me that your toaster burnt your english muffin, and that you "fuckin hated that thing."
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think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
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Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
and by running errands I mean eating an entire bag of milanos by myself in the Walmart parking lot
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