Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
I need hand sanitizer and jesus.
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
If you try to operate on me with a Bic pen and vodka, I'm never talking to you again
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
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