i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
I had to rename my dildo. I met a little kid who named his teddy bear the same name. It just felt wrong.
Adding to the list of things I have said out loud at the bar that I shouldn't have: "I am the yoda of sucking dick"
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
Randomize
