i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
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