Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I had a dream you and I were having sex. It was pretty romantic.... until you started pulling out toys.
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
You answered the door when the cops arrived with a beer in one hand and a pillowcase over your head yelling "GAGA, OOH LA LA!"
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You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
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You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
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