i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
My breakfast consisted of a slimfast and an adderal. My fridge is like an insecurity buffet.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
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