question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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