I never want to see another naked old woman again.
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
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i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
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First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
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