last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
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Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
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Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
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