what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
If he can handle my muffin top then I can handle his front teeth.
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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