wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
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You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
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I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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