Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
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Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
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Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
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My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb