yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
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Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
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she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.