Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
Is it weird that I only look up my ex on Twitter when I take a shit? May have conditioned myself to associate him with shit
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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