so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
So after THIS dui, I've decided to stop driving. Not drinking, just quit driving.
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
I am naked and annoyed.
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
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