butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
where am i from again
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
just found a carrot inside of a baby sock. living with toddlers is like living with tiny hammered people.
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
I came home with 30lbs of BBQ last night. I can't pick up women in a bar but I sure can pick up leftovers from a corporate party.
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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