Uh i was pretty wasted sat, so if i was weird it wasnt me. It was just vodka bein weird w my phone
Tonite tequila might call you
Be prepared
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
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