Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
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They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
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Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
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