I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
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I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
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If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
After tacos, we're chasing women.
Do you know who changed all my phone contacts into characters from Harry Potter?
He Who Must Not Be Named.
Fuck you.
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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