Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
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