She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
Post that event on your timeline
That's totally the Emoji for "just ran into some girl who knows I know she had an abortion"
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
Randomize
