What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
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He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
The bosnian sent me a sext with his dick next to a comcast remote. It went up to the "stop" button. Ironic and appropriate. Grab your remote and imagine it.
You've ruined television for me.
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
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All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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