i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
She was drunk and naked on our couch, sweating and masterbating to SNL. We made eye contact and she didn't even stop. It's new-roommate-o-clock
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
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