Sooo... I woke up in the shower this morning. It was on.
Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
You were doing bacon vodka shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce. You're officially fucking disgusting. I love you.
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
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