Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
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She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
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Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
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