I'm not unpopping my collar. This shirt is too expensive to crease.
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
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i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
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I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
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