Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
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