well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
They took my balls.
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
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