I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
Apparently I've texted the word shitfucked so much it auto-completes it now.
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
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