Someone shit on the floor
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
Four minutes until I can fart!
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
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We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
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I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
Randomize