they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
Just accidentally pinched my dick between two 50 pound dumbbells while doing shoulder shrugs. God hates me.
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
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