He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
Hey I know you're not home, but I'm here. Your front door is unlocked and someone took shit on your doormat...
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
what the fuck happened to the tacos
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