I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
You closed the sidewalk off to pedestrians last night. With a glitter covered safety cone
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
I was trying to chase her off the carpet, but now there are figure-eights of cat vomit. everywhere
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
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