her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
I was going through my paperwork and I found the lifetime warranty card for my 14" dildo. I saved it. You know, just in case.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
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