I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
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