some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
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well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
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Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
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