Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
I was so high last night that i'm 89% sure my roommates set up an obstacle course for me and timed it. Not positive.. I think one of the challenges was pairing shoes
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
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