this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
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