But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
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