IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
Some chick asked if she could eat me because I'm dressed as a taco. I introduced her to RJ. Best Wingman.
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
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