Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
Just had to explain my "wine me. Dine me. Sixty-nine me" key chain to my grandma...she took it surprisingly well.
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
Found your pants in the mailbox
What were my pants doing in the mailbox?
I don't know but there's postage on them
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peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
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somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
Honestly I was sitting in managerial accounting thinking "I really need to get my shit together and stop drinking so much wine." But when you asked I realized... it's wine. It's always a yes.
Seriously. I'm like, "Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you're so fucking intelligent I'm turned on?"
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
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