talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
When you get this divorce finalized we're going to mid evil times AND pirate dining adventure. We're gonna find you a couple of real men and make them joust/swashbuckle for your affection. My treat.
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
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