I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
Today I met the neighbor that shares my bedroom wall. When I pointed out my unit, he said, "Oh, that's you? Oh... that's you." I didn't think much of it until I was in bed tonight and I heard him clear his throat. He's. Heard. Everything.
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
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