i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
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