Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
First order of business is dropping my 9 am gym class. I'm sweating pure vodka.
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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